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Posted By Tsali on April 11, 2009

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Posted By Tsali on February 9, 2009

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There is a significantly miniscule amount of good quality porn out there that is easily accessible on the iPhone, so I’m gonna go into a couple of my favorite ways to get them on there.

Sure, you can access pretty much anything you want on there, so long as it isn’t Flash based, but the response tends to be sluggish even on the magical 3G networks. Those that do run fast and smooth tend to mostly just be link backs to other sites and don’t have usually content that impresses much.

Then comes the issue of watching any sort of video on the iPhone, and traditionally there are only a few options:

1. Convert the videos you want to watch to .MOV format and sync them to your phone
2. Pretend

Unless you know about IPG.ME, a nifty little site designed specifically for the iPhone and all of it’s funny lil browsing idiosyncrasies. This site is a gateway source to many other websites, but it provides a lot of good free content in the meantime in the form of pictures and video, and it’s broken down into several categories.

A quick FYI to any webmasters out there who want their videos to be viewable on the iPhone, anything in a QuickTime format will play, .MOV .MP3 .MP4 .M4P .QT etc..

While I don’t advise checking the site out while driving, if the head unit in your car can play video from the iPhone, these will play through it as well. Warning, it is illegal to play pornographic content inside a motorized vehicle. Even RV’s aren’t exempt from this law unless it’s parked in a semi-permanent place such as a trailer park or a campground. Many campgrounds have their own regulations so be careful there as well.

Back to the point at hand, (more…)

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Posted By Tsali on February 7, 2009

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I’m testing the ability to post here with my iPhone, so that if I’m not near a computer and my telepathy isn’t so strong when the urge to write somethig hits me, I’m prepared.

So, let me tell you a quick something about my full time job, I work for a telecomunications company in their Internet repair department, specifically the group that handles wireless networking products and advanced trouble shooting of their anti-virus product. The most common call I get is people who can’t get online with their laptop, 99.999996 of the time the issue is resolved by turning the wireless switch back on, about 1 in every 70 callers knows they have a switch and knows where it’s at. The rest? They will argue with me for 45 minutes about how their laptop doesn’t have a switch, and then ask for my manager so they can get me fired, or in the time on hold they’ll search their laptop and suddenly discover this mysterious switch.

So to you, before I hit the haystack of love and squishyness with the wife, I say… I hate your fucking laptops! *see attatched photos, replete with Windows 7!

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Posted By Tsali on February 7, 2009

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Well, today I accomplished nothing that was originally planned. Was supposed to pick up my good friend and occasional subject of my art, Grave Flower Tabs, but due to a winter ice and snow storm two weeks ago, much of the area around here has had power off and on, and today, her’s was back off today and there were more pertinent things for her to take care of.

Following this, I took it as a good chance to cleanup around house, clean the animal cages, feed the snake, and some other various devious duties prior to our gaming session tonight with some co-workers.

Low and behold, a Tressym (AKA House cat) took me out as I was walking down the stairs to remove some trash, the culprit in question is shown below. This rendered me incapable of driving to my boss’ house for the DnD session and character generation this evening.

So now, with an ice pack on the ankle and a veggie burger in hand, I was content with sitting at home and watching Holes and Happy Gilmore amongst the various cat and ferret videos on the nets.

During this meandering around the wonderful world of youtubing, porno viewing and general idiocracy, I decided I better get to work with designing a new logo for both my personal and photo site. Speaking of the photo site, my good friend , the Simian Downtime Analyst, is putting it through a major revamp for me, while I’m decent with putting them together and photoshopping stuff, she more or less does this for a living and enjoys debugging and coding.

Without further ado, here a small low quality version of the logo for my personal site, the photo site is exactly the same, just the text was changed.

Going forward, I will be applying these logos to my pictures as well to keep then from being stolen. I don’t typically mind if other people use my work, but I do mind if they don’t at least credit me with it. Anything of an adult nature will be labeled with Wickedkittyz, everything else with Tsali.net.

THANK YOU CLEVELAND AND GOODNIGHT!!!

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Posted By Tsali on February 1, 2009

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Hiya, this is my first post here and my name is James. I sometimes go by El Jaime, The James, Tsali or El Jaime, los King de Everything.

I’ve been famous on the internet off and on over the years, and have been involved with everything from Camwhores and Camcelebs to Hustler and Playboy.

I am the exclusive photographer for Sticky Sweetie (YouTube/Internet phenomenon, mentioned on Playboy.com and G4TV) and have had some of my work published in Hustler Magazine. I also do shoots for several other individuals, but none really too big or main stream currently. Perhaps the most famous person I’ve shoot with is former Miss Kentucky Michelle Banzer, non-nude, just glamour/fashion before anyone asks for it.

I currently reside in the home of bourbon butts and balls, in addition to being the home of the Kentucky Derby, Louisville KY. We take pride in our Bourbon, made with water from the freshest of springs, travelling through miles upon miles of glorious Limestone. This also is what gives Kentucky Blue Grass it’s wonderful color and magnificent properties to make our horses strong, and gives it the wondrous blue-green colors and texture that make it a prized grain for many across the Midwest mountain fields.

Tobacco grows in abundance here, with a color pure and an aroma stout thanks to the limestone and underground springs beneath our feet. It makes even the most staunch of anti-smoking supporters mouths glisten with saliva upon traversing it’s sweet sweet smell through the rolling hills of the Bluegrass State. Perhaps this is why we are the number one grower (and consumer) of tobacco products in the US of A?

College basketball is perhaps the most seriously taken sport in this state, with both the Kentucky Wildcats and Louisville Cardinals being nearly consistent Sweet Sixteen (or higher) players. We have several other great college teams around as well, including the Bowling Green Hill Toppers (GO BIG RED!) and the Transylvanian Vampires (Okay, so I made that team up, but we do have Transylvania University here, it sits in some of the most beautiful lands in the state.)

I had originally planned on utilizing my own site, Wickedkittyz, to promote my pictures through blogging, and I still will occasionally. Based on what I’ve been seeing here, and with what is going on in the field today, I have decided to hop on board to the Altpornstar bandwagon whiles it is still young and fresh, and just wanted to send a shout out to those at LazerBunny and Team Awesome for sending me the linkage and details so I could sign up.

One last quick note about myself, I shoot all types of content, men, women, couples, hardcore, softcore, glamour, nature, fashion, eclectic, alt, goth, raves, weddings, families, gatherings, etc.. and am willing to travel some distances within the mid-west/north east/south east regions. My preference is for content with a nature base, but I will do anything if it advances my understanding and style, and gets my name out there in a positive light.

This is all I have for now, check out my small sample gallery under the Portfolio link at the top, or the random images in the top right from my gallery, and be sure to keep an eye out for updates and the like down the line once I start building this up. There are likely to be some consistent changes over the next several weeks and I batten down the hatches and work out the bugs. Also, feel free to check out my personal website Tsali.net and my photography site as well.

Auf Wiedersehen baby!

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